I am just too lazy to work. Everyday comes back from work,i just bath and sleep until the next morning. My 2 project haven't completed. OMG, i almost died in front of my boss but lucky,my boss did not came today so till now,i still haven't start my work. How? Start working now.
I did not have this experience before but i saw it on a blog that remind me so i post it here to show it to you guys.
Boss: Have you done your project already? Mind show it to me?
You: Yes,boss. I forgot to bring out this morning. Boss,can i show you tomorrow.
Boss: OMG, how can i have such dumb employer in my company. You better show it to me tomorrow if not you don't need to come the next day.